Me after every conversation: why the hell did I say that
madeagoestohell: i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool
1st month of school: look nice & dress nice.
The rest of the school year: rocking the homeless grandma look.
plot twist: some for gretchen weiners
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
threepac: i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work
me watching the olympics: how
“On average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you.” omg bless you all i hope you’re all okay I’m so sorry omg no
Scrolling down your Facebook news feed..
dont care dont care whore dont care you’re* dont care dont care your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it? oh your single, once again dont care song lyrics, how original dont care dont care you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’ dont care photo of you eatin’ your boyfriends face dont care dont care NOW BACK TO TUMBLR
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
book: he took a bite out of the apple
teacher: now what could the apple represent
teacher: the red paints a depiction of anger, the boy finally biting into his anger and letting it unleash all the while his innocence is being violated by the teeth of despair and the endless throat that is life and being boiled by the stomach acid of unstoppable death
book: calm down
Those days when you're not talking to someone who...
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insorto: bad social habits i have mumbling not smiling trailing off crossing my arms looking angry even though im not angry the fact i cant even socialize the fact im me